Only a mother could love this present!

This is the hideous gourd that Chance chose just for me while he and Cam were at the farmer's market. I was speechless.

Cleaning out the stroller...

I was cleaning out the stroller and found a paper stuffed in one of the pockets. It was an interview conducted by Cam with Chance and the Pawsey children while Aimee and I were out running together.

How many kids do you want?
Payton - "One."
Em - "Five. Three girls, two boys."
Chance - "Six. Seven girls, three boys."
Noah - "Ten. Five boys, five girls."

What do you want to be?
Payton - "Dang?"
Em - "I want five babies."
Chance - "Fireman."
Noah - "Policeman."

What would you like to do one day?
Payton - "Dang?"
Em - "Ride an elephant."
Chance - "Turn into a dragon."
Noah - no answer.

What sport do you want to play?
Payton - no answer.
Em - "Ride an elephant."
Chance - "Be a spaceman."
Noah - "Baseball."

Morning Conversation

While eating cereal at breakfast:



Chance: Look! Mommy! A castle is in my cereal! (points to cereal flakes in the shape of the Walt Disney castle). Look...4 flags, and the door, and here's the garden!

Me: Oh! Are you the big dragon that is going to eat this castle all up?

Chance: (rolls eys) Silly Mommy. I am not a dragon. I am a boy.




While doing the dishes, later:

Me: We are moving in two weeks! Can you believe it Chance? This has been your home your whole life and now we are moving to a new house.

Chance: Yeah, cause this house is too dirty.

Me: It's not dirty.

Chance: Yes it is, there's crumbs all over the place!

The Poop Face

"Mommy? I think there's a poop in my pamper!"

Smirk

This made me laugh, I was reading a message board about ear infections and someone's signature included this quote:

"Babies are like tattoos. You see other peoples' & they're cool, but yours is never as good & you can't get rid of it."