On seeing two helicopters in the sky:
"Wow, I think they're gonna fight".When viewing old photos of himself as a baby:
"Aww...so cute. Was this when I was a girl?" (I had explained to him why boys have nipples.
On what's for dinner tonight:
"Chicken boobs". Which quickly turned into a game of putting the word "chicken" with anything else funny: "chicken bum", "chicken poo", "chicken stink".
One day I'll write a book about being a working mom and call it
Chicken Boobs.